stephen doesn't vote

So my lame BFF next door doesn't vote. He also says that he will never vote.. even in local elections. (he did say he would register to vote if I ran for something, but he still wouldn't vote for me).

Basically, I hate him for multiple reasons, one being that he doesn't vote and he is going to Iowa City next month for a wedding.. :(

PS.. he also worked at a summer camp this summer and told all the little kids that he was an astronaut, and they believed him.

he told them he was going up to space with a monkey named Zippy, who knew sign language. He did not know sign language, but he told them the other astronauts knew it. 

(basically, Stephen liked to lie about himself to make magical moments happen.)

Stephen replies; "SUWOOOOOP!"